Greenland is Infrastructure

  
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On today’s career-ruining episode, recorded deep within the headquarters of Half-Baked DARPA, Jonah is joined by frequent guest Rep. Mike Gallagher (R-Packers) for a jaunt through the land of new and creative ideas that still need some more time in the oven. The show sees the guys return to the idea of annexing Greenland while also bringing new life to half-baked concepts such as spray-painted meteors, an $800 quadrillion infrastructure plan for salvaging the experience of the midpriced American hotel, and the joys of director commentaries when combined with drinking games. Emphasis on the drinking part. Also, find out what masterful modern novel Gallagher thought “sucked.” 

Show Notes:

-Rep. Gallagher’s webpage

-Rep. Gallagher’s appearance on the Remnant’s super-spectacular 200th episode

-Trump’s hand on the Ohio Senate primary

-“We’re gonna have… tryouts”

-Jonah shakes his fist in the direction of infrastructure

-Jonah: “Greenland Should Be Ours”

-Obi-Wan v. Darth Vader, gloriously re-imagined

-It’s “I’m Eighteen,” Jonah

-The Jewish space lazer conspiracy